I was thinkin' the other day what if Jesus could drive? What kind of car would He have, if today He were alive?

Maybe it'd be a Mustang or no wait, better yet, it could be a Lamborghini or maybe a Corvette.

Maybe He'd drive a Harley, maybe He'd drive a Ford, maybe He'd drive an old pick-up or perhaps a new Accord.

And then I wondered what color would it be? It might be white, black or red, yellow, blue or green.

Most importantly, I thought, how would he drive His car? How fast would He go, and would He travel far?

I think He'd drive like the British -- on the other side of the road. He would definitely be different, always going against the flow.

He'd have an awesome stereo, He'd drive with His windows down; He'd blast His praise out loud, not caring who's around.

He'd never run a red light, or slow down for a pothole, He'd never be pulled over, His gas would be the bible.

He wouldn't be aggressive, but would let you in His lane, He'd use all the proper signals, and use His wipers in the rain.

He'd keep His eyes on the road, never taking His foot from the gas, never making U-turns, always driving fast.

But one thing I can't imagine, maybe I'll think of it someday -- is what would Jesus have His license plates say?